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Today I’m going to tell you about the great cornerstone of rock and roll and blues. You ask yourself, how is it possible? The most important secret to playing guitar like super man and your key to begin your road to giant douchebagdom, and its all free, on your favorite blog ever.

The cornerstone to faking like you are super awesome at playing guitar is called the ‘pentatonic scale’. Now you might say to yourself at this point “scale? I can’t learn one of those. It sounds super complicated! I’d better pay someone to teach me this.” Well, keep those Andrew Jacksons, because it is comprised of 5 simple notes. Believe me, once you get this down, you will be jamming with Hootie and the rest of Counting Crows, or whatever.

This scale goes like this if you’re in the key of E, which is the working man’s key. Now remember that, because you’ll play a lot of songs in the key of E and you’re going to want to inform people that its the working man’s key. It makes you look super smart and cultured even though you’re poor and grew up in Draper, Utah, and you’ll gain some clout around your young liberally minded friends (or soon to be friends once you blow their socks off).

Pentatonic Scale (minor)

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——————7—-9—- seventh, tonic

——5—7—9————- minor third, fourth, fifth

–7————————– tonic

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If you are counting the notes and thinking that there are six notes, well, the first and last notes are the same note, the root, or “tonic.” Think of this scale as sort of a skeleton to all of the cool pseudo-sophisticated scales you’ll be playing pretty soon. You will be adding notes in between these notes to spice it up and give it character, but for now just master these simple five notes.

Improv.

With these five notes you can already begin jamming to your favorite blues or rock. Try them out in as many different variations and rhythms as you can think of. The important thing as you start to improvise is to end all of your musical thoughts and phrases on the right resolution note. Beginners will want to always end a musical phrase on either the tonic or the fifth. You’ll have to just listen to what your jamming to and you’ll build up an intuition. Once you start getting good at that, you can start experimenting with ending on the minor third or on the seventh. Jimi Hendrix did it a lot, and its super funky and sophisticated in sort of an unclassically trained sort of way. You’ll pretty much never end a musical phrase or thought on the fourth.

Note: the majority of all funk songs have a bass line based on this scale.

First Add-on

Just so you don’t get bored with this pentatonic scale, I’ll give you probably the most commonly used add-on. Its a note that will make this pentatonic scale into a simple blues scale. It might be simple, but it pretty much encapsulates like 70% of all blues and rock and roll. The note is a half-note above the fourth in the pentatonic scale. So, here’s the same pentatonic scale with the add-in.

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——————————bent4th

———————–7—9–

——5—7—8—9———–

–7—————————

One sound that is often exploited is bending the fourth note up into that half step.

All of this is considered a minor scale, but in rock and blues it can still be pulled off while jamming to a major key. It makes for an interesting juxtaposed sound which is sort of bad-assesque.

For starters you can try this scale while jamming to these chords:

E, A, B7

So I was browsing one of my new favorite blogs, Sock Pr0n (which I wish she updated more often, but knitting takes time obviously) and I was thinking about how I wish my own blog were a little less shallow than just making fun of crap that I hate.

So in an effort to supply the world with slightly more valuable content, I’ve decided to start a column on faking like you’re really awesome at playing guitar.

To kick off this long and strange trip, here is a little PSA that Slam Garfield filmed on his phone. I of course was joking, I’m only the third greatest guitarist in the world. Apparently, John Mayer actually said and did something like this in a concert in all seriousness:


Anyway, here’s the tip and trick of the day:

The jazzy/muddy sounding moveable 7th chord

Moveable chords are great, especially this one. This one got me through a lot of hard pieces in jazz band when I was in high school. Whenever I had to sight read something, which was like almost always, I often forgot which tones to add for certain chords, so I’d always just find the root tone and strum a moveable 7th.

This voicing of a moveable 7th is muddier sounding than the more common one because it puts the major 3rd as the second lowest tone in the chord. Usually the lower the 3rd is in any musical format, the muddier the sound and the more artsy and edgy you will appear. Putting the 3rd on the very bottom is hard to pull off unless you’re doing arpeggios (which is essentially what you call when notes of a chord are played in succession). Also notice that the fifth is missing, which definitely adds another element of ambiguity.

jazzy/muddy moveable seventh:

G7

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—x— your brain on drugs

—4— major 3rd

—3— seventh

—2— major 3rd

—3— root

The more common moveable seventh:

G7

—3— rootg7

—3— fifth

—4— major 3rd

—3— seventh

—5— fifth

—3— root

Now these are moveable chords which means you can play any 7th chord by putting the root on that note. so, if you want to play a:

Bb7 (muddy)

—x—

—x—

—7— D (major 3rd)

—6— G# (Seventh)

—5— D (major 3rd)

—6— Bb (root)