Barenaked Ladies

This just in: The Barenaked Ladies suck.

Instead of performing quantitative analysis on whether or not the Barenaked Ladies suck, Lewis and I decided to play ping pong for it. If I won, they suck, if Lewis won, they’d still suck but not in Lewis’s delusional world of pink bunny rabbits and sexy Danny Gans hallucinations.

I won, so they universally suck.

The last time we played ping pong to determine if someone sucked, it was Brian Regan. Turns out he sucks too.